Dating : Little green men

If we can be honest for just a moment, let’s please try to admit to ourselves that not all UFOs are really “unidentified” objects at all. I don’t mean to say that a blurry photo or video of something hovering or flying around in the sky is not a photo of something unidentified, because that certainly is one, rather boring, type of UFO. I call those “Type B UFO’s”. The “B” is for boring. Type Bs are just mundane things you didn’t manage to recognize. I don’t pay them much attention. When I find one in my soup I give it a quick frowny glare, flick it into the trash, and get on with my day.

Some people believe that all UFOs are Type Bs. There’s nothing particularly wrong with that, but it’s not much fun. If you are reading this then you’re probably more like me and enjoy taking off your cynical little logical hat once in a while and popping on that big fun loving curious one, because as anyone who has ever indulged a childlike sense of wonder knows, you can discover some pretty amazing things when you set out just to have a little fun. So open wide and prepare to smile while I share with you a few insider secrets on that other type of UFO. The type type of UFO a fun loving and adventurous soul might like to take for the occasional little joy ride. I call these “F Type UFOS”. The “F” is for fun.

F Type UFOs are “flying saucers”. I mean, they don’t have to be saucers… They can be of any cool design you could imagine. Personally, I prefer an invisibility cloaked sphere. F Types are spaceships, but they’re not the type of spaceships that you may be thinking of. They aren’t for taking material flesh and blood beings through space for the purpose of mining or otherwise exploiting or messing about with the local reality. They are recreational vehicles. They are for going places to see interesting things. They are tools which enhance the ability to explore, and they belong only to explorers.

So who exactly are these explorers, and how exactly do they build their ships? Well, unfortunately I can’t just outright tell you who’s flying them or how they make them. You’re going to have to figure that out for yourself if you can. But I can tell you this much. The “aliens’ within these craft are not literally “Little green men”. They are “little” in that they are humble, They are “green” in that they understand and respect the fact that they are a conscious individual part of the greater natural whole, and they are “men” in that they are truly powerful only when they posses the wisdom of love and seek only self control rather than seek to exert their power unjustly over others.

If you ever see an F Type UFO, count yourself lucky. And If you set out one day just to have a little fun and are lucky enough to stumble upon the plans to build your own, build a super super cool one and really enjoy the ride. And if you haven’t seen one yet, don’t despair and let the cynics keep you down. Keep enough good childlike hopes and dreams alive and there’s really no limit what you may one day experience.