Dating : Wife’s Vagina Smells Bad

Today’s most recent question comes from Donald in D.C. asking about how to raise the topic of smelly vagina to his wife. Madame Flotus dives in but not face first because well it’s stinky . . .

My wife’s vagina has a really bad odor and has for the last several months. She is the light of my world and I don’t want to embarrass her but its getting harder to explain to her why I no longer enjoy eating her out. How to tell her about the issue without coming off as insensitive?

Madame Flotus:

While I am not familiar with men named Donald who live in D.C. being concerned with coming off as insensitive . . . I do know a thing or two about how to approach tough (and sometimes smelly) topics as well as how to rejuvenate your love of eating out of the cookie jar.

First, honesty is the best policy here. But don’t get down there and then decide to bring it up. This needs to be a before y’all are ass naked smeared in edible lube.

A lot of times if a woman has an odor in the southern region there are reasons why. Two main reasons off tops are

1) she is either sick or has an infection and needs to see a doctor

and I hate to be the one to break it down like this.

2) Some women do not wash their coochies effectively. There’s a lot going on down there. I have found the more conservative the woman the higher likelihood she has to have a stank vagina. Ironic isn’t it? And every gyno on earth will hate me for this but legit summers eve makes wipes specifically for the coochie that help tremendously. I believe they are like $2 for a small pack. Get them!!! Also . . . Coochie Spray. It’s like deodorant for the pussy area.

So in order Donald:

1) have convo with wifey explaining the coochie needs some assistance.

2) make appointment with her lady doctor to rule out possible infections or other causes

3) Wash the kitty kat.

4) The Summers Eve wipes and coochie spray will be LIFE CHANGING.

By following these steps, you will be back to eating the furburger in no time.

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