Dating : You Need To Try These 6 Dessert Toppings For Hotter Foreplay In Bed

A personal favorite of mine, whipped cream works well in the bedroom because it’s easy to dispense from the aerosol can. You have complete control over how much you use and where you use it. The texture of whipped cream is light and airy but solid enough that it doesn’t drip and make a mess on your bedsheets.

For the ultimate night of romance, it never hurts to pre-game with aphrodisiacs. You could start dinner with oysters and champagne, followed by chocolate sauce in bed.

Use chocolate sauce on its own or pair it with strawberries (another alleged aphrodisiac) that you seductively feed your partner, who may or may not be blindfolded and handcuffed.

A less obvious choice, peanut butter was made for so much more than just jelly sandwiches. Pro tip: choose the creamy version over crunchy (or is it chunky?) for a smoother and easier-to-swallow time.

The last thing you want to do is use your teeth while you’re, you know, down there. A downside to peanut butter, though, is that you or your partner may unknowingly be allergic. That could end your night with a trip to the hospital.

Out of all the dessert toppings on this list, I only tried caking frosting once — and it’s a bittersweet story.

In the first year of my relationship with my now-fiancé, I surprised him at his apartment with a fabulous birthday cake. Candles, a hand-written card, and his name written in frosting. The works.

But, uh, it turns out that he hates cake. And anything sweet, for that matter. I had a quick cry in the bathroom and then suggested that we find another way to use it… *winky face*

Anyways, back to the topic! You have so many flavors to choose from with cake frosting: strawberry, red velvet, cream cheese, vanilla, lemon, tiramisu, mocha, and so on.

Did you know that there are (at least) seven types of frosting? All with various ingredients?

• Glacé Icing = icing sugar with water
• Royal Icing = icing sugar with egg white
• Fondant = icing sugar with glucose syrup
• Frosting = icing sugar with fat
• Buttercream = icing sugar with butter/fat and milk powder
• Ganache = chocolate with heavy cream
• Glaze = powdered sugar with liquid of your choice

Now we’re starting to get into the trickier, albeit equally delicious, toppings. Might I suggest working your way up to ice cream once you feel more comfortable with foods in the bedroom?

Because it melts so fast, you need to work quickly and efficiently. Otherwise, you could end up with a sloppy mess on your bedsheets. Be sure to keep a glass of water nearby as the sugar particles in ice cream often make us thirsty.

What’s sweeter than honey? Literally nothing. But again, I recommend this topping to experienced seducers. A more user-friendly option would be maple syrup or agave as it’s less sticky.

When using honey, mix it with hot water before spreading it on your partner. This helps break down honey’s hydrogen bonds to make it easier to lick up without residue.