Tinder : After using Tinder on and off for years, I’m noticing a pattern.
After using Tinder on and off for years, I’m noticing a pattern.
By. TanookiDooki
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Tinder : After using Tinder on and off for years, I’m noticing a pattern.
After using Tinder on and off for years, I’m noticing a pattern.
By. TanookiDooki
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Well the best is when each picture is multiple people so you can’t figure out who it is
I never get the “hot friend” picture, like wtf. I don’t wanna see pics of just your dog, a meme, or your baby photos
Or when all pictures are taken from above or use face filters
Tinder profile red flag starter pack.
I’ve seen way too many pictures with an elderly relative in a hospital bed…why?
Let’s not forget about the girls that include their Venmo and CashApp usernames in their bio ! I saw one yesterday that said “Venmo me and see what happens”
Filter your face all you want, I look at the arms to see if they’re hiding their weight
I have been victim to the headshot one so many times
Dating apps are so depressing
Classic patterns I’ve seen from guys profiles:
6+ identical mirror selfies in the same bathroom with varying clothes. But same stern expression and angle
First photo is with a girl to prove to all the other girls that « hey! Other girls hang out with me, so should you »
Only group photos. Like. 3 group photos with different people in each so you have to deduce the common face
No bio at all. Or the classic movie headline bio. « He’s great in bed! Sleeping.. » – my mom
Confusingly low quality, blurry old photos from 2015 where they look 15 but also like one recent mirror selfie ^^ see above
The part time model/fireman/policeman/anything that has a uniform to show off some muscle.
« Works at dundler Mifflin paper co. »
« Take me on adventure »
https://eddie-hernandez.com/online-dating-photos-intro/
Every tinder picture I see. 1. I look like a model 2. I graduated from a top College. 3. I have pictures of me from around the world. 4. I have 23,000 Instagram photos. 4. I’ll never be in contact with you.
Hate to break it to you, but guys catfish too. I’ve left dates disappointed on more than one occasion because the guy looked nothing like his pictures.
I’ve told a bunch of my friends that are girls to make sure all pics aren’t just head shots. They don’t understand all men see this as oh must be a heffer
Snapchat filters are the bleached tips of the 2010s
Or the middle age mom next to the super hot teenage daughter. Is she a reason to date you?
Even if the friends aren’t way more attractive, make it clear which one you are. At least have one picture where it’s just you…
Don’t forget: no smiling pics = shitty teeth
I have a cute anime girl as my PP. You forgot that.
And please, no pictures of Machu Piccu.
I hate it when they put A BABY for the profile pic or a meme seriously what the hell?
Guys are 100% worse. Literally half the time it’s a blurry out of focus picture from 2011 and a group one where you can’t tell whose who
If doesn’t have any photo probably is going to kidnap you.
The picture has to be taken from above your head at the correct angle
I actually have a comedy bit about this. Something like… »but you never know what’s gonna show up. I’ll be at a restaurant waiting and eventually ask the hostess like ‘Hey, uhh… I’m meeting someone here… not sure of she’s shown up yet? About 5″4, really cute, big doe like eyes…. sometimes has deer antlers or a halo around her head… no? Haven’t seen her?…k’ «
Trees can become literal ‘Tinder’, so I guess those are joke accounts?
You should have a right to know if the other person has a kid or not. I tried dating someone with one kid, and I will never do it again. However, posting pictures of your kids on a dating profile is just weird.
If the girl is hiding her weight she always does close ups until picture 4. Picture 4 is 95% of the time when it’s all put on the table.
I’m really glad I happened to be on Tinder before all this bullshit. I don’t know if it’s just the reddit community, or if Tinder has really changed that much in 3 years. Worked great for me – boyfriend and I are 2.5 years strong.