Tinder : Everyday we stray further from god
Everyday we stray further from god
By. SpecialKFlake
Everyday we stray further from god
By. SpecialKFlake
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So did you swipe right?
I’m suddenly hungry for scrambled eggs
Sounds like someone with a sick sense of humour. Not bad!
r/EggsInStrangePlaces
It’s just a bunch of copypastas
This gave me a heart attack in my right kidney
She’s a memer
what the fuck kimberly
Sounds like a winner to me.
Did you meet her LOL
Portuguese Breakfast
maybe shes the one thats closest to god? while your judgey ass is the one headed straight to hell? maybe?
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Report to the thot police lol
report
Confused boner
Nice analogy, think I would like to try and scramble those eggs..;)
She’s less than a mile away tho
What the fuck did I just read?
I mean who doesn’t want to watch hardcore midget clown porn that involves fisting….
i don’t even have tinder and seeing this made me want to delete it
But what do you do with the scrambled eggs after?
Wow, haven’t heard someone say crack and egg in my ass since I’ve seen xmodels do that back in 2005.
Today OP learns that women like to have sex too
Scrambled eggs? In the butt?
*Fraiser Crane swipes right*
The title is the best part
She sounds lovely.
SUPER LIKE DAT HOE ON GOD!!!
Funny girls are the best