Tinder : Fuck the police?
Fuck the police?
By. tacollama82
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Only a girl would have 99+ likes
Dude he looks like King Hippo from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out on the NES
Tell him you’ve got handcuffs fetish. Handcuff him to bed and fuck him with your strap-on. Now you fucked the police and probably you’re fucked.
FARVA
Reads like a commercial pitch.
I’m a female LEO and thought about doing this when I had my tinder but something tells me I’d have way creepier messages than that guy gets.
Wait is he about to say “and having no open warrants for your arrests are preferred”?
Umm why isn’t that required Mr. Policeman? I feel like that should be a requirement.
I’d rather be fingerbanged by Edward Scissorhands.
I love how he censors himself bc he’s a man of the law
Ew maryland
Ha!
Too much firepower for my taste.
ACAB
Ever wanted to join the 40%? Now is your chance!
sodomize piggies
40%
This police officer is a fuckin god. +100 internet points.