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Sinko de Mayo
By. noble_watchman
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Why is the title of this post the punchline?
Well thanks for spoiling the joke I guess…
lmayo
Why the title
nice work spoiling the punchline in the title
This is an old ass joke for those unaware.
It’s a long ride, but it’s definitely worth the wait. Holy shit that was unexpected and amazing.
Is this a copypasta?
That’s quite an elaborate dad joke.
You’re a bad person
trash title.
A former colleague of mine told me that story a few years ago. His last name is “Mayon” and he made that story more personal by claiming that his family originally invented mayonnaise, and that the original recipe went down with the Titanic. Same punchline.
I have to admit, he had me going all the way to the end…
That explains why I see everyone carrying around jars of mayonnaise on the 5th of May
Not gonna lie, they had us in the the first 99th percent…
That’s one inventive fucker.
The title made me think this was r/boneappletea for a sec there
Pretty old joke but very effective on people who haven’t heard it before. Love this one.
As someone born in Veracruz, Ver, Mexico I can confirm this to be inaccurate, the shipment contained 5,000 jars not 12,000.
Bailey’s a Duke’s girl, though. Her grandparents probably celebrated the sinking.
The classic: decent but OP ruins it in the comments post. Oof
10/10 this made me chuckle hard
I’m here sorry I’m late
So can I attach any joke to a tinder format and submit here?
This is believable, the story makes perfect sense
The punch line took longer than the titanic’s voyage
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
I hope it was Bailey Jay
TIL my birthday is Sinko De Mayo
How honorable.
Flawless victory!
Is that bumble???
I am stealing this.
I need this copypasta for reasons.
Taught there would be a « f*ck me » at the end or something
Do you mind copying and pasting that increible message i need it
This made me so happy
For the uninitiated, Hellman’s = Best Foods
I saw this on ifunny 4 years ago
Omg I must meet this person!! I always wish people Happy Drown The Condiment Day On May 5th!
My 5th grade teacher told us this.
Can someone put this on r/copypasta
I thought it was « sinkhole de mayo »?
Wtf
I don’t get the punchline. Can someone fill me in?
Se escribe Veracruz.
Had no idea the Cinco de Mayo was about Mayo lol