Dating : A Tale of Two Romances

Ahh, Sunday.

H:Having been dumped by the ex, decides it’s time to find new fish in the dating pond.

T: Having used up every candle before Our Lady in praying for his future spouse, decides it’s time to find a new statue to light them before.

H:Opens Tinder, spies cute chic.

T:Opens church door, spies praying woman.

H: Takes a closer look at her profile and is impressed by the bikini shots.

T: Takes a closer look at her missal and is impressed by the number of holy cards spilling from it.

H: Deciding to take things up a notch, he swipes right.

T: Deciding to take things up a notch, he actually goes to coffee and donuts.

H: The chic plays hard to get, leaving him on read for hours at a time.

T: The girl in the blue mantilla plays hard to get, saying something about “joining the convent”.

H: They finally meet up over drinks; he smells pot on her and knows he’s going to like her.

T: They finally meet up after next Sunday’s Rosary march: he smells the host still lingering in her breath and knows he is going to like her.

H: Becomes impatient: “So, how many drinks do you plan on having?”

T: Becomes impatient: “So, how many kids do you plan on having?”

H: Her, “I mean, I like Netflix and shopping…I dunno.”

T: Her, “I mean, does He want me as a wife or a religious sister?…I dunno.”

H: “You’re lookin’ sexy tonight in that top.”

T: “You’re looking gorgeous in that chapel veil you forgot to take off.”

H: “What if we continue this at my place? Let’s just turn on some Netflix and chill.”

T: “What if we continue this relationship? Let’s just pray a novena and wait.”

H: Her:“Thanks, boy. Take me to your home. I’m ready to do something we’ll regret”

T: Her: “Thanks. Now take me back to my home. I’d hate to be somewhere I regret later”

H: Feels she is emotionally insecure and will ask him to love her tonight.

T: Feels she is emotionally grounded in her Faith and will ask him to love her forever.

I hope you enjoyed this slightly different article!

What do you think? Any other comparisons you can think of?

Oremus Pro Invicem

Teresa