POF : If you’re going to try and use a stupid pick up line, maybe don’t call them “kryptonite”
If you’re going to try and use a stupid pick up line, maybe don’t call them “kryptonite”
By. redheadedblonde
POF : If you’re going to try and use a stupid pick up line, maybe don’t call them “kryptonite”
Ngl….you were kind of bitch. He was just trying to open up with a joke and I’m sure if he was more attractive or you were actually interested in him from his profile you would’ve just laughed and carried on a conversation like a normal person. But instead you decided to be snippy and rude. You could’ve just said you were uninterested. No need to tear down his playful compliment.
Brings weak geek game…gets Fangirled (Fangrilled?!) hard..Some geeks might like the challenge..
Duh. Ass. It sounds like he was putting you down. So I would have also reacted the same way.
If he meant it as the opposite, he should have came up with something that made sense.
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that’s you OP, that’s what you sound like.
Still waiting a responce for below. Put this together on the fly based on info on her(or the bots!) profile. Sent priority. Will see if it’s ever read before my premium account expires, end of Dec. The stuff about me playing piano is true. Ran out of space at the bottom lmao.
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> OMG! how did I end up here? Psychotic substitute teachers? Back porches full of lemonade? Wiggle rooms??? Do I even want to know what those are? Criminalistic casual dating with chocolate, alcoholic beverages and guitars? That actually sounds oddly interesting : – ). And what in the world is up with the lolcats? Is that like thunderkittens? In all seriousness that was actually fun to write instead of cheesy pickup lines or what I want in my amazing future mate or partner. I know I have a lb or two to drop, and I don’t mean a bomb from the top diving board in a 4 foot pool! I am just hiding that amazing 6 pack of beer that would scare the living * out of women I meet. That is awesome you write your own music and play guitar! I played classical music by way of piano when I was a child. Even played at a competition at Duke.edu once. I lost :(, one of the judges knew the piece and happen to pick up I missed a key! I mean come on one key? HAH, it was awesome though. Every once in a while I pick it up. Actually want to pick it up again on a more serious note(is that a pun?). I will be straight up and honest, I don’t do casual dating… usually. But(and this is a big BUT! or is it BUTT?) that is just way to many buts. But (geeze) I am saying if you have any interest in meeting me (is not that the most important part!) and there is any tiny bit of hope, ANY HOPE AT ALL of you ever seeking an actual relationship over just random dating, I can find it in my time to share some lemonade or go out on a date every now and then(or is it a case of grapes?). In all honesty sitting on the back porch enjoying the night is just as enjoyable if not more than a night on the town. Especially when squirrels start throwing half eaten acorns at you. Oh the life! I hope to hear from you! I don’t have much to offer but myself. (upfront honesty) What I do offer can’t be bought much less sold. I only do monogamous, don’t date multiple people, don’t cheat lie or steal. Just looking for someone to complete me! Kids have never been a problem with me, actually love them. My ex also had 4(3 lived with us and it was hell! J/K) I RAN OUT OF TYPING SPACE THE HORROR. Pick this up more?