Dating : My Top 10 Biggest Pet Peeves about Guys photos
1. You are with another girl, holding her like you mean it. 🤨
2. I can see up your nose. Just no.🤢
3. Your eyes have that red beady reflection in them from the flash. 😲
4. You’re wearing a hat in all of your photos.🤦🏻♀️
5. All of your photos are with friends and it isn’t clear which one is yours. 🤷🏻♀️
6. Why so many skydiving photos?? Do guys think this is impressive? 🤔
7. You don’t blur out other people’s faces 😵
8. You’re wearing the same aviator sunglasses in all your photos 🙄
9. You have a shot of your expensive car in the background. Sorry but I’m not impressed. 😴
10. When the photos are all clearly from different years — you’re wearing different glasses, different haircuts, different range of weights — which one are you?? 🧐
Ladies am I spot on?😂 What are your pet peeves in guys’ photos?
Why so many fish??
Giving the middle finger to the camera or shirtless dirty mirror selfies are the worst.
How funny. Seems girls do a LOT of the same.
1. Snap chat = Ugh!
2. Fishing, holding fish… Ok.
3. Skydiving
4. Up close face shots… lots of them. No body to be seen.
5. Bio’s that say arrogant things « Impress me ». That’s it.
6. Under conversation starters, « Make me laugh ».
7. On OKC, under the question, « How many times would you have sex with your SO », almost every single girl puts « Every day »…. Sure.
8. Going on a rant about how sick of guys they are, but they are trying one more time, etc. Etc… Not making me want to reach out to you lady. Sheesh!
9. I don’t need a picture of your dog by itself.
10. A picture of your cleavage.
11. Same, you and some guy, or find Waldo with your girlfriends. Just no.
12. Edit – Can’t believe I forgot this one, I hear guys pics are the same. Starts with a pleasant, young looking picture, then they slowly get older and heavier. Am I looking at a time lapse photography of you aging? It makes that last, older picture look so much worse than if you had just posted recent pictures.
Edit 2 – Blank profiles or « Tell ya later » or, « Just ask ». Already not interested.
Thanks for sharing what the guys profiles look like. I’m pretty happy I didn’t fall into those.
I hate taking selfies though. I feel so dumb and narcissistic doing it.
So far, not digging this online stuff much.
Oh well. Hope everyone gets some good tips on not what to do on their profile. 🙂
I have one: guy alone holding 2 girls on both side. Saw that and I’m like trying to tell me youre a playboy or what. Left it is lol.
I really only have a top 1. It’s when guys are negative or demanding in the bio. For example, “don’t swipe if you’re not gonna talk” (like damn, you’re salty), “most of you are boring” (actually seen this one. Screams S A L T), or something along the lines of “I’m not all that” (it’s negative and it shows low self confidence),
1 with a man. yes women do this too. Hard left unless he is obviously your dad.
2 a pic of food or a cunty meme.
3 I can only see your face. Obviously you don’t want to admit the rest of you won’t fit in the photo.
4 image and bio dont match, or no bio. How am I supposed to stay a conversation with « ask me ». Gtfo
5 all picks are with that one good looking friend. You know I would rather date her. Leave her contact info in bio.
6 why are all your pics covered in dog ear/ flower filters? Are you so ugly it took CG to make your pic palatable?
7 you don’t even find a photo of yourself without blur. Clean your phone.
8 you have the same expression of cuntiness in all your pics. Do you even emote?
9 you demand my income to meet a minimum but you’re obviously just short of homelessness. Get your own job.
10 only one obviously staged pic. I don’t believe that is you.
Go ahead and call me salty. Im 6 ft. 230 fit and upwardly mobile. Me looking for a compatible personality does not negate my interest in doing something active. If you can’t keep up with me athletically, I’ll leave you on the trail.
Guys who make the fishy kissy lip face…I want to smack other females that do that. I see a picture of a guy doing that, HARD PASS! I don’t care how good looking you are.
Worst is when they lead with the fancy car, themselves not even included in the photo. Quality girls aren’t here for your car. Also i can understand trying to be funny with a meme as a photo but that’s what the bio is for. I don’t know if a meme leading as the first photo screams « i’m the funny guy » or « i’m too insecure to lead with my face ». A lot of guy’s bios and pics are just as generic as a girl’s. It’s next to impossible to stand out. Girls are better at taking photos so are more likely to be less attractive irl but the opposite is true for guys. This is why the online dating game is so hard even tho it’s so plentiful. Really hard to gage a person’s true vibe , hence why i’m on and off it. I don’t think men or women are « better » at online dating but i do think men are much less picky so us ladies get more matches but that doesn’t mean we are engaging with more matches (probably less even). i never feel more judgmental and confused when swiping not knowing if there is something great i’m not seeing in the few pics and short bio or if i’m trying to see something that isn’t there. I also don’t want to swipe on somebody i don’t have a real interest in and lead them on. It’s a goddamn war field out there
My biggest with females? Your stupid filters. All of them. THe worst? Those stupid ears and dog nose. Lady,you’re pushing 40. It isn’t cute.
I agree with a lot of those. The group photos are a nightmare, sometimes cant even figure out whose who!
Most of the time, guys wearing hats are trying to cover baldness.
I hate it when guys use snapchat filters in pics. I know girls are bad for doing it, but why guys?
Gun pictures.
One with your deer? Okay. Five of you at the range, with your holsters, etc? I’m not tryna get murdered.
Wait I’m supposed to blur out my friends faces??
That’s a little weird don’t ya think? I can understand not flooding photos with them, but it seems sketchy. Like I’m jealous or afraid you’ll date them instead of me
Group photos are the worst! I don’t want to solve a mystery I want to see who you are! Also the only face shots from people who are over weight, it’s not like your size is something you can keep a secret.
So what is the ideal picture?
Also I higly doubt you’re gonna pass on a higly attractive dude with the same interests as you just because he has a skydiving pic… And if you actually do that tells a lot about modern online dating…
Lmao this is epic
I don’t do any of these things. I should be rolling in ladies. But I’m not.
Ad. 1. Or… when you’ve super obviously cropped said female out. I mean, do you not have any other nice pics than that one pic taken at a wedding 2 summers ago!? Ugh…
Ad 2. Me and sis call them #upthenoseselfies. A LOT of men do this. Why!?
Also: gym mirror selfies, bathroom mirror selfies, exact same facial expression in all pics… Mmm maybe it’s time I delete the apps for a bit
Edit: grown-ass men sticking their tongue out. You’re not 4
Gym pics, hunting pics, fishing pics
It’s funny because women also constantly do numbers 1,3,4(except its a cat filter on every photo), 5, 6, 7, 8 (usually heart or star glasses etc), and 10
– making zoolander faces at the camera (but actually believing it’s attractive)
– topless photos
– fishing
– their pets
– childhood photos
– their home or car..tf?
– some general landscape…
– multiple pics of their twin. am i supposed to make a decision between you two?
– pics of nieces and nephews. i have no idea why so many men think to post these pics. just pick ones with just you and other adults in it. because they always have to justify it with « not my daughter » or « my cute niece ». just leave it alone -_-
– photos from when they were muuuch fitter or younger
First pics that are cars, or boats, or animals or even just no face and a bare chest. Or, I’ve seen so many profiles that are just memes. Like 7 pictures of memes. On the topic of guys holding girls, I had one where all 9 pictures he was with mostly naked models and/or pornstars(??)
You use wayyyyyy to many smileys, like an uncomfortable amount of them.
Yes!
Photos snuggled up with another woman
Pics of you with your kids!!! Especially when it says you just want something casual- gonna pimp your kids for a date??
5 of the same selfies, just different outfit
Group photos for all- who are you??
Snapchat filters- are you a little girl?
Lots of fishing photos usually mean they don’t take pics of themselves, and those are the only most current photos of themselves. I dig seeing them involved in activities in their photos, rather than doing nothing but sitting around all the time.
I guess this goes for the general both men/women, if you have a disability put it. I once met a guy who neglected to tell me that he was deaf when we met.
Sunglasses car selfie !!!
As a guy:
1.) Photos of your dog. Am I supposed to date the dog too?
2.) Nothing but up close face shots that show nothing below the neck. OR nothing but ass and boobs without me being able to see your face. Some girls have an attractive face but an unattractive body, and vice versa.
3.) Fish or other dead animals. Unless that tuna is gonna be on the couch big-spooning me while watching Spider-Man 2 with us, I don’t wanna see it in your profile.
4.) No pics of just you. I shouldn’t have to cross-reference every picture to figure out which person is the only one to appear in each.
5.) Pictures that don’t contain you. I constantly see profiles that just have one picture of like a sunrise or something. You’re defeating the whole purpose of online dating by not including pictures of yourself.
6.) Irresponsible/illegal behavior. Nothing makes me swipe left faster than seeing an 18/19 year old girl shotgunning a Bud Light or blowing smoke into the camera. It’s just weird.
7.) Pics of you with another guy. I’m not trying to be a side hoe. Even if it’s your brother and you specify that he is. Would you want your brother having a pic of you in his tinder bio?
8.) Every picture in the same pose. If I can rapidly click through your profile and it looks like you’re just vaguely shaking your head at me, you need to learn some variety.
9.) Pictures of a truck. Unless you’re gonna eat my ass in the bed of that F150 then don’t bother.
10.) Sideways pics. If you can’t figure out how to rotate a picture 90 degrees then you need to take a time machine back to 1952 where you belong.
Bonus 11.) I occasionally see dudes on Tinder. Gay dudes. Who are apparently signed up as girls and showing up on my tinder? Get the fuck outta here, just cuz I enjoy dildos in my butt doesn’t mean I wanna date you Steven.
Generic and vague phrases like:
Im seeking a woman who has an opinion (you mean an opinion you like or…?)
I like to travel (to the next city or around the world?)
I like women who smile (omg)
I like women who likes going out as much as staying in (what)
… and my favorite one that will forever be etched into my brain
I’m seeking someone who knows when to be a girl and knows when to be a woman (what???)
Sucks when you can’t find the guy who is over 6ft tall with straight hair styled, a handsome face and jawline. Feeling must be even worse when they dont match with you online.
Just having a lacking profile/pic in general. One picture, little to no bio. ‘Message me to get to know me’ or ‘ask me stuff.’
The middle finger in photos, dirty mirror selfies, and photo shoots that are totally staged.
This is actually spot on! There’s also the guys that take pictures of only half their face for some reason?
Angles, that looking down double chin angle always erks me.. or they have the same stupid expression on their face in all their pictures.
Can’t really speak on the guys… but for girls my pet peeves are
1. Everything being about your dog. I love dogs, but I really just don’t care that you’re a « fur mommy »
2. Gym mirror pics breaking your spine to show curves. I don’t really care if you are in shape relax
3. Filters. No.
4. Pop culture references like being a nerd who loves marvel or the office or game of thrones. You don’t have to force it just be yourself.
i hate picture of their back with a landscape of some mountains or something… no face to be seen just his back and his love of hiking
This is why you don’t get date smh
1, 5, & 8 I see all the time and I hate it. I would also add not smiling in any of your photos!