Dating : Fist-bumped her on the Second Date!!!!
Look, I’m a goofball. I have no idea how to be romantic or how to be cool. And I can’t stop friend-zoning myself.
1st date: Went to arcade; I beat her at every game we played and starting dabbing on her. Showered her with obnoxious jokes over dinner. Took two calls while eating. Goodbye hug.
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2nd date: Made fun of her crying over Toy Story. Really nice and long dinner, where I showered her with more obnoxious jokes. Didn’t say no when she offer to pay for dinner. Awkwardly gave her flowers and played my Rick Ashley playlist. Dropped her off at her car. She said I’d give you a hug if we weren’t in the car. Didn’t get out but our eyes locked. I raised my hand for a fist bump. My steering wheel took a beating after she left.
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Kill me
What grade are you in?
Tell her you are proficient roman-greco wrestler and you had brain lag and solved the situation the most natural way you can.
Dude you need to watch for subtle signs. when she said she couldn’t hug you because you were in the car she wanted you to kiss her instead.
At least you know youre attractive since you got a second date.
Look on the bright side. You be her new best friend.