Dating : « 22 Has kid(s), wants more! » or « 19, has no kids and doesn’t want any »

Dating : « 22 Has kid(s), wants more! » or « 19, has no kids and doesn’t want any »

This is what I want:
A nerdy girl, who has no kids, but wants them, around my age, I’m 27, so anywhere between 24 – 27, also white because I’m white, nothing against anyone dating anyone, I don’t care, THESE ARE MY PREFERENCE SO LAY OFF… But here’s the issues I’m having

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1. Why is it that young people now are not wanting kids more and more? I know that they are a handful but at the same time it’s awesome over time. I can understand most of which that you’d have more time, more things to do, you’d get to go places at the drop of a dime and you also don’t have to worry about going « Shhhh Alice is alseep, we can’t wake her up! » or « Alice will be home from school in about 10 minutes, do you think we can fuck in the kitchen that fast? » But come on. I feel like it’s childish to act like having children will RUIN your life.
2. Every other god damn female on OKC is fat as fuck. No, I’m not going to hold back anymore. I’m not going to call anyone out but I am going to tell you that I’m not going to date someone who is almost twice my god damn size. I’m 5’6 at 155lbs (71kgs?). I’m not going to ACCEPT you for being OVERWEIGHT. I want to lose weight and gain muscle, I want to get out of the house and do more active things. Yes, I’m a nerd, yes, I love DC comics, YES I love my Nintendo Switch, I love having a badass computer and playing whatever the fuck I want on it, I love card games too, but I want to get out and explore the world too. And being overweight is not going to help me at all.

Well Ok I Thought I had more but whatever. My point is that I know I’m not that much of a catch but jesus christo why the fuck is is so god damn hard to find someone similar to me? I did once. She was nice, she was actually skinner than me by like 50 pounds. We were going to date. Never happened. We looked like we could be cousins, she flipped out and had some kind of anxiety episode about shit, her mother controlling her and so on. I don’t know what to say. Either way my point is that I highly doubt that’s ever going to happen again. Would be nice. Can I just clone myself and change the sex and have sex with me? I think it’d be easier at this point….

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#FML