Dating : Pro tip: If you’re horny and want to text your ex, masturbate first, and then reassess how you feel!
I just broke up with someone I was seeing for a whirlwind 2.5 weeks. She messaged me that she misses me, and I really wanted to tell her to come over. Instead, I masturbated and then thought long and hard about what I wanted. And I don’t want her.
I mean, she’s great, but not right for me, and if I had told her to come over I know I would have gotten sucked by into being with her. (This was a difficult decision, because I really liked her despite the multiple things that lead me to realize we aren’t compatible long term, and I chose to end it before it ended due to the incompatibilities.)
This is called post nut clarity
Post nut clarity is actually pretty real. It’s so surreal how ejaculating can alter your mind and thinking process
I do this before sorting through the online people.
Post nut clarity
I don’t know why such simple solutions to complex problems aren’t hard wired into us when we’re young but I wish I had figured this one out sooner.
This PNC method could be applied to multiple scenarios.
Brb got some exam to spike.
Do this before hiring a prostitute as well.
Excellent tip!!
I had someone explain this to me one day when I said “I’m lonely for my ex”.
So this is very much something I do, and It works like a charm.
I imagine reading this as a woman and feeling depressive af haha
Is 2.5 weeks an ex?
100% true.
Where was this advice on Monday??
Top tip. Tbh, i never contact an ex. But if i ever consider it, ill remember this.
It’s called post nut clarity and it’s underesrimated.
Was it « Along Came Polly » or « There is Something about Mary? » that had this advice in it?
Talked about « emptying the lizard » before going on a date, so you actually enjoy the date instead of trying too hard to get laid after.
Either way, good movie.
Genius! Yeah I guess most of the time my dick is doing all the thinking and I tend to forget all the bullshit.
It’s amazing how much clearer your thoughts are (or can be) after the release!
I have been doing this to curb my urges to sleep with the guy I have been seeing until he asks me out. It is hard, but I think it helps. Then again it kind of makes me feel guilty because I believe.
I have an ex!?
Talk about male perspective. I can relate, I had a person tell me, that me and my ex brought the worst out of each other and it makes so much more sense now, because I feel great compared to when I was with her and all the drama that ensued throughout her and I being together.
This works for any decision regarding a potential relationship with the opposite sex. I was invited over for some lovin’ by a girl off tinder, but she didn’t have her shit together, was unemployed, hadn’t filed taxes in years, so on, so on. I jerked off twice, and it was super easy to turn that invitation.
Foul Bachelor Frog has [addressed this situation](https://images.app.goo.gl/vyJePf6ndyVBdQCM9).
As the wise President Carter once said, “But it’s like as soon as I cum, I come to my senses”.