Dating : This thing pisses me off.
Me: Jackson’s the only pet you have?
Her: Hi cutie why are you at the dentist? (She didn’t answer my question, but that’s fine).
Me: Regular check-up. Have to have fresh breath to kiss those lips, right?
Her: Um yea!!
Me: Exactly. You know I always wanted a Black cat to name it Salem. And you have a Black dog named Jackson. 😁
Her: Maybe they will be besties!
Me: Yup, one will meow the other to death, the other will bark and howl until they stop arguing, but at the end of the day, they’ll come together and cuddle to sleep.
Also me later that day: Forgot to with you a good night. Good night. (Me being sweet).
Why do females have issues socializing and maintaining a conversation? It makes me think you’re dull and have no personality. This is why I don’t like wasting time and energy on dating apps conversing with them.